BUYING GUIDES / BAD DECISIONS WITH STRUCTURE
BUYING GUIDES
Start with what kind of trouble you're shopping for. The catalog is already organized; you shouldn't need a map and a therapist.
DEPARTMENT FIELD MANUAL
PICK YOUR PROBLEM
DEPARTMENT 01
95 WIIL ROCK
Concert energy and things that belong near an amplifier.
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DEPARTMENT 02
BADASS FOOD
Hot sauce, BBQ, coffee, mixes, snacks and edible consequences.
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DEPARTMENT 03
PET SH*T
Dog toys, cat chaos and gifts for the only family members with standards.
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DEPARTMENT 04
APPAREL
Tees, hats, hoodies, socks and wearable evidence.
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DEPARTMENT 05
JEWELRY
Skulls, metal and a complete lack of subtlety.
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DEPARTMENT 06
GIFTS & NOVELTIES
The stuff that does not fit anywhere else.
ENTER →STILL STUCK?
MAKE THE WEBSITE DECIDE.
The WTF Should I Buy tool uses the live Shopify catalog and turns indecision into a product page.
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