Funny Gifts, Rock Merch & Questionable Products
Just FN Cool Shit: rock gear, badass food, pet sh*t, apparel, jewelry and weird gifts worth explaining later.
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WTF SHOULD I BUY?
Three ridiculous choices. One real product. One aggressively confident verdict.
DEPARTMENTS OF QUESTIONABLE PURCHASING
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Six primary departments. Supporting and archived collections stay out of the way.
DEPARTMENT0195 WIIL ROCK
LOUD. PROUD. QUESTIONABLE.
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DEPARTMENT02BADASS FOOD
TASTE SO GOOD, YOU'LL REGRET IT.
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DEPARTMENT03PET SH*T
BECAUSE THEY DESERVE BETTER THAN YOU.
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DEPARTMENT04APPAREL
CLOTHES THAT SAY WHAT YOU WON'T.
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DEPARTMENT05JEWELRY
SUBTLETY WAS NEVER THE PLAN.
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DEPARTMENT06GIFTS & NOVELTIES
BUY IT FOR THEM. THEY'LL HATE YOU LATER.
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Bad ideas. Now with paragraphs. Stories, field reports, buying guides and evidence files built to waste time productively.
A Brief and Unnecessarily Serious History of Skull Jewelry
The skull is one of the few design elements that can mean mortality, rebellion, remembrance, danger, humor and "this bracelet looks cool" at the sa...
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Why Your Dog has Better Toys than You
Your dog does not know what the toy means. This is important because it means the novelty dog toy was never entirely for the dog. The dog sees an o...
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Weird Gifts that Make Normal Gifts Look Boring
Normal gifts are useful. Normal gifts are thoughtful. Normal gifts are also extremely good at disappearing into closets. If you are shopping for so...
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